DumbDecisionsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

so come join our minecraft server where we make the DUMBEST decisions ever! like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a creeper like a horse.

we have a special event where we all dress up as zombies and try to trick each other into thinking we’re actual zombies. it gets pretty chaotic when someone accidentally hits the wrong person with their diamond sword.

our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. winner gets a golden egg as a prize!

if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! just be prepared to make some of the dumbest decisions of your minecraft life.

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	553958	Astral Projections Made:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	5604
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7861

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Votes:	2929	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2209	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Farms Harvested:	614	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	758
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	1376	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	438	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Void Armor Forged:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3317
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!