DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

Absurd, Antagonist, asinine, brainless, Characters, dumb character, DumbCraft, Evil, Foolish, foolishness, IDIOTIC, imbecilic, lolworthy, Ludicrous, moronic, Neuro, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupid, Unintelligent, Villain

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Zombie Dances:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Items Found:	8792	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	8163
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1820
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2168
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crops Grown:	4354
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	9238	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Farms Harvested:	248
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	262	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1040	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	113	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645