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Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	461	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	374649	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8791	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Emeralds Found:	3163	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2