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BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1311	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Potions Brewed:	95
Dragon Eggs Found:	3808	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	569	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2295	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	2461
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runes Activated:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	101/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	3025
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19