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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8602 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Mines Excavated: | 4115 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1484 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.
So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!