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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4757 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 185 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5712 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
