Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	101	Love Letters Sent:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ores Mined:	9749	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9331
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	106	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	7808	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	4780	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4406	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Farms Harvested:	939

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	5564	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	4758

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com