Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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