Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Alien Abductions:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Towns Built:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7485	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2002
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	265	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	2334	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	143
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ores Mined:	9403	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ores Mined:	2458	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	1460	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3571	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3721
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.