Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

========================== IP: rolium.net ===========================

> Join Discord Server Now!

https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mines Excavated:	2092
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	444	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
New Chunks Explored:	710375	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”