Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	207792
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Votes:	8864	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	1818	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	1713	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8581
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	616528
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Animals Bred:	67
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1442	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Farms Harvested:	806
Magic Items Found:	2742	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	159
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Animals Bred:	199

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1467	Votes:	5577
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	2594	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	6749	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	78334	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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