Duality SMP: Where we pretend we’re as cool as the Hermitcraft server, but in reality, we’re just big noobs. Java edition.

Applications, big, Community, Cool, Datapacks, Discord, Duality, Edition, Events, fresh world, hermitcraft, java, multiplayer, Noobs, Plugins, PRETEND, Quality-of-life plugins, Reality, screen applications, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Small Community, smp, Survival, teamwork, Voting, Whitelist, world reset

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Votes:	9903
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Duality SMP Server Overview

Description	Duality SMP is a survival multiplayer server with mostly vanilla gameplay and a few quality of life plug-ins. It features a small and friendly community, group events, teamwork, shopping district, and more. Major decisions are made together and admins have the same rank and voice as other members.
Version	1.20.4 for Season 5
World Reset	July 1st, 2024

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join?	Fill out the application form at https://forms.gle/79Cp2scqK8qoSEzMA
How can I join the Discord server?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/789d7Mp94p
Is there a temporary public server available?	Yes, you can join the temporary public server at `dualitysmp.net` after whitelisting on Discord.

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	4064
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6700

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	147
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1145	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mines Excavated:	2861
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3493	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	5038
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2990

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6097
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	870449	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	2837
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Farms Harvested:	448
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Animals Bred:	58	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	2400	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	129	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!