DrunkOldTimer’s Minecraft Server

alcohol, comfort, coping, downstairs, Drunk, DrunkOldTimers, escapism, family, generation gap, habits, ISOLATION, john denver, Listening, Living at home, lonely, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old-timer, Routine, self-medication, Server

Are you tired of living with your old timer parent who won’t stop blasting John Denver while getting drunk downstairs? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise away from the chaos of real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few John Denver sing-alongs (if that’s your thing). So say goodbye to the old timer and hello to a new world of possibilities on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8761	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4943
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6267
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3910

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Star Shards Collected:	153	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	685927	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	1625
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3751	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”