DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	5071	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	128

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With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Villages Defended:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Emeralds Found:	2078
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crops Grown:	2827	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	159
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Love Letters Sent:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6845	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ores Mined:	7816	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	253
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	584	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net