New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 93/900 Votes: 9608
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Chimeras Created: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

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  • The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

    The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8212
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Villages Defended: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

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    Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

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  • GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

    GradeSkipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1814
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Crops Grown: 5909
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

    Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

    Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

    Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

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  • DD-Free NYE Fun!

    DD-Free NYE Fun!
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3061
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 423 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

    We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

    Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

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  • DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

    DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8819
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 252 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

    On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

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  • BlockyBankBoi4Prez

    BlockyBankBoi4Prez
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9569
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

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    so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

    but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

    and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

    so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

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  • Territories SMP

    Territories SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9496
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Potions Brewed: 30 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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    Server Overview
    Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
    Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
    If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Will there be quests on the server? A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
    Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server? A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
    Q: Can I make videos on the server? A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
    Q: How do I apply to join the server? A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
    Q: When will the server start? A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

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  • Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

    Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6474
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

    Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

    Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

    What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

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  • CraftyMillennials

    CraftyMillennials
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 7803
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5301 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

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    Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

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  • WestBankWipeoutCraft

    WestBankWipeoutCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8781
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 481 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Gods Slained: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

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  • World of Arcadia

    World of Arcadia
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 857
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

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    Server Name World of Arcadia
    Version 1.21.4
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    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

    Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

    A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

    Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

    A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

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  • Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

    Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1010
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

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  • CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

    CarlessCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7778
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

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    Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

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  • MomNotRealDaughterAITA

    MomNotRealDaughterAITA
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5327
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

    Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

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  • RejectingKarenMC SMP

    RejectingKarenMC SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1483
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • BillionaireBites

    BillionaireBites
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6176
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crops Grown: 8946
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

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    Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

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