DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

alcohol, confusion, diamonds, dildo, DILUTED, Disappointment, dizziness, drink, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Find, giant shit, grape juice, hangover, headache, hedonism, MAXXING, mine…until, pour out, Promise, regret, SINK, stomach ache, Taste, Water, wine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	843	New Chunks Explored:	336521
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	1867
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	662
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9424	Zombie Dances:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Farms Harvested:	604

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	8072
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7491
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	5390
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	812