Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing drunk here is our creativity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and questionable decision-making fueled by imaginary Minecraft cocktails.

Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky at warp speed? Or maybe create a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Well, on our server, the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve woken up with a hangover and regretted your life choices.

But don’t worry, we’ve all been there. In fact, one time a player built an entire city out of TNT blocks while under the influence, only to accidentally set it off and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of chaos. It was both tragic and hilarious, and a reminder to always play Minecraft responsibly (or not, we won’t judge).

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just remember to hydrate and maybe lay off the virtual tequila shots. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Endless Night Skies: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 New Chunks Explored: 469347
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 269 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Mines Excavated: 1778
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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