DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Items Found:	8467
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	256	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9540	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6557	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3412
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	2537
Crops Grown:	4496	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7349	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	211	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Animals Bred:	95
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.