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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 282 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3716 |
New Chunks Explored: | 318945 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?