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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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