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Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	3725
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6186	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	New Chunks Explored:	67374
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5363	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Towns Built:	8
Votes:	3531	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4376	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	3209

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7246

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Emeralds Found:	1049	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	295421
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mines Excavated:	1251	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	7447	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Votes:	1981	Glorious Feasts Held:	5