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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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