| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4989 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
druhilman.ddf
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2651 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 180 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7080 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6424 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 440 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4360 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4495 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6116 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1275 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6160 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6571 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9087 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 648 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3677 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1758 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Votes: | 4417 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2794 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
