| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7487 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4176 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4012 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 287 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9825 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 144 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 5572 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5116 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2588 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2411 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9413 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 222 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1343 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 598 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9981 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1229 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2553 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 361211 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 821 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1397 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7758 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2704 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5209 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5959 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8749 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 51 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3388 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6317 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
