TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	1273	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	4780
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	2

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Votes:	7077	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	188	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	3456	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	1897	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	160

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6427	Towns Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

starcraftbeta.enxada.host

New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7335	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crops Grown:	5402
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2397	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

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