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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Ores Mined: 4929 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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