Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Secret Passages Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 231 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 175
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1040 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Mines Excavated: 2224 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Crops Grown: 3729 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 173
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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