Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1743 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Star Shards Collected: 70
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Dimension Hops: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mines Excavated: 4333
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Emeralds Found: 8289
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 932 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dimension Hops: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5860 Dragon Scales Harvested: 118
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4607 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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