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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4330 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?