Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
Crops Grown: 6990 Holy Grails Found: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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