Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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