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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1135 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 4972 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 942 | Animals Bred: | 66 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!