Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 50 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Emeralds Found: 651 Wilderness Tamed: 16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

    Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sick America Minecraft Server

    Sick America Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

    We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

    Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

    But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

    So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

    Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

    The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 229 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

    Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

    /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General
    Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

    Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

    So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

    Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server
    1. Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!

    2. Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?

    3. Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

    Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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