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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2650 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.