DressCraft: SuckItUpSis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7134	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	4581	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zombie Dances:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	6676	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Infernal Machines Built:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6081	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3269	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	2274	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8746	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	7949	Wilderness Tamed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	158
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	1510
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Enchantments Applied:	215	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.