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Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Emeralds Found:	3717
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crops Grown:	2304	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	129
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4161
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	436163
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Emeralds Found:	5709	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Towns Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	389
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4297
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mines Excavated:	2490
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2