Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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