DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Emeralds Found:	8408	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4628
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	255	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	6349
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
New Chunks Explored:	313273	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Void Armor Forged:	10
Votes:	9122	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5113
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	104/900	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
New Chunks Explored:	389128	Ores Mined:	8589
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11