Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9895
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 149
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 674 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ores Mined: 7290
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 16945 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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