Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Zombie Dances: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 96 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Emeralds Found: 9733

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4901
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Animals Bred: 69
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Items Found: 8807
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ores Mined: 2328
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Star Shards Collected: 222
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 294 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9288 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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