DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	8878	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5133	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1802

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	3547
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Player Shops & Warps
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Towns Built:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	141
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	6794	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

LucidSMP

Anti Enderman Grief, Builders, chill server, client side mods, Collabs, Double Shulker Shells, Easy Place, Fabric, Hybrid economy, litematica, Lucidsmp, mini blocks, more mob heads, player heads, proximity chat, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Survival, tweakeroo, video content

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.4
Server Focus	Long-Term (Forever World)
Website	Visit Website
Trailer Video	Watch Video

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are you looking for YouTubers?	Yes, we are actively looking for YouTube video content creators to join our SMP server.
What age do I need to be to join?	You must be 18 or older to join the server.
Do you allow client side mods?	Yes, we encourage client side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica (easy-place is allowed).
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Do not remove blocks or destroy/alter someone’s build.
How do you communicate in-game?	We use Discord and proximity chat for social interactions to avoid messy in-game walls of text.

IndieCraft Universe 1.20.2

1.20.2, Chuubas, ducks, indie vtuber birthdays, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber thread, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indie vtubers, non-English chuubas, OC material, Previous thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, Twitch Partners, Universe, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the basic Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the normies when you can be part of the VIP crew, no matter what language they stream in? And hey, if you have a 499view oshi, don’t worry, we’ll still consider it! We’re all about the indie vibes here, no corpo nonsense allowed. Check out our crazy numbers and get ready for a wild time with us! Don’t miss out on the chuubas of a decent size who are breaking free from corporate branding. Join now for a wacky adventure with the coolest indie vtubers around! Let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🎮🤪

Mom’sCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Argument, blow up, Boundaries, Boyfriend, college, Confronting, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, family dynamics, fast-moving, Food, inappropriate relationship, MomsCraft, moving back, Parent-child relationship, Rent, Siblings, staying the night, UNCOMFORTABLE, wellbeing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5820	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Votes:	6494
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of family dynamics and questionable decisions.

Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a mom who brings her new boyfriend home and disrupts the entire household.

Witness the epic showdown between siblings and the new boyfriend as they battle it out for dominance in the house. Will the mom choose love over her own children? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means risking your living situation. Will you be the hero who fights for justice, or will you be labeled as the “ass hole” for speaking your mind?

Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of chaos, drama, and unexpected surprises! Just remember, anything can happen when you log on to our server.

BlockyBawdyLand

adult content, BlockyBawdyLand, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit sighting, graphic content, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, indecent exposure, lewd, NSFW, obscene, offensive, Public, public display, public indecency, public nudity, scandalous, shocking behavior, Shocking..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5201
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Have you ever seen a llama wearing a thong and sunglasses strutting down the street like it’s nobody’s business? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and NSFW moments that will have you questioning reality. From twerking pigs to scandalous sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and let your inner wild side run free – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!