| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9790 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8863 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 291 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Votes: | 4678 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 691 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4868 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 245 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9368 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 4836 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8119 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5222 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7652 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4451 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 144380 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8197 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3584 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 166129 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4123 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3291 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5378 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8246 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8180 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8022 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6398 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
