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  • Adults Play Too

    Adults Play Too

    Welcome to our Whitelisted Minecraft Server

    Server TypePrivate, laid-back survival
    PluginsSlimefun, MCMMO, economy with jobs, player chest shops
    FeaturesQuality-of-life plugins, relaxed environment, Discord server
    Spawn LocationCherry grove biome with snowy mountains

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Message the server admin to get whitelisted and set up.

    Q: What is Slimefun?

    A: Slimefun adds additional content and features to the game for players to explore.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server is for mature players (18+) and focuses on a drama-free environment.

    Q: Can I collaborate with other players?

    A: Yes, players can build solo or work together with others on the server.

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  • ProtestPanic Minecraft SMP

    ProtestPanic Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, even the mainstream media is too scared to report on it? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild that it’s causing protests in the USA because people are so jealous they can’t join in on the fun!

    Join our server and you’ll be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, riding pigs into battle, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our server is so exclusive that the FBI is trying to shut us down because they’re afraid of how much fun we’re having.

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    CraftyBoomers911
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  • EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server

    EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own castle and defend it against a horde of angry llamas. yea, u heard me right. llamas. they’re like, super aggressive and will stop at nothing to destroy ur precious castle. but don’t worry, u can also ride them into battle if u tame them first.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant zombie pigman boss spawns and u have to team up with other players to defeat it? it’s like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy.

    plus, our server has a secret underground city where u can trade with mysterious villagers for rare items and weapons. but be careful, because the city is also home to a pack of wild wolves who will attack anyone who gets too close.

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  • CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

    CanalCraft: No More Chinese!
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.

    also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.

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