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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6692 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.