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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3948 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.