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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8892 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!