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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7211 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8969 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?