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  • DadCraft: NoSoloTime

    DadCraft: NoSoloTime
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!

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  • MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP

    MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!

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  • EpsteinCraft2020

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  • MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!

    MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!
    so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.

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  • Dog Ate My Blocks

    Dog Ate My Blocks
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