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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Farms Harvested:	512	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	4289	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	5122
Star Shards Collected:	144	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
New Chunks Explored:	362912	Buildings Constructed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1447	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Farms Harvested:	343
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

Players:	108/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2