| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2124 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
drgnshield.com
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2155 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2933 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Votes: | 2262 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7864 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 196 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 482 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 50 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 7137 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9901 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1319 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 130 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5795 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4281 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5668 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 5951 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 172 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2590 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1448 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 91 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9791 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 156 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 711 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8545 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 111 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2560 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 492 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 114 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
