Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Join the DDG Crew for Epic Adventures!

Adventures, Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, CREW, dd2, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, Epic, Join, madness, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, pawns, previous cycle, Skills, Steam page, survey, Wiki

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.

2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.

3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.

4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.

5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.

6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Farms Harvested:	206	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6994	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimension Hops:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7412	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	130	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!