Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4458	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Items Found:	7674
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Items Found:	7452
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1205	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!